Filthy Lucre

I was just thinking that plastic cards are much more sanitary than paper money, because they only get handled by their owner and the person receiving them to process payment. Paper money goes from hand to hand, its porous fabric absorbing legendary amounts of contamination.

Then someone handed my colleague George a credit card with toilet paper stuck to it.

If you make a special effort, even plastic money can be gross.

Thanks, Vacationing Public!