Thursday, February 02, 2006

Energy Policy

The president's new energy policy is that if you have enough ethanol everything will seem better. This is not a new concept. It isn't even a new concept to him (see his driving record). Wow, the ethanol/driving connection just gets stronger and stronger. It just took him a while to figure out how they should go together.

Here in New Hampshire, where we already sell acoholic beverages at highway rest areas, we can just put in a few fuel pumps so the car can drink as well as the driver. Instead of worrying about octane we'll look to see what proof we're getting.

"I used to be all messed up on oil. Now I'm all messed up on ethanol."

This is just too easy.

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