The reason there are so many messed-up kids in the world is that parents don’t get an ecstatic reward for raising them right, only for conceiving them.
Parents should get an orgasm every time they make a good parental decision.
“No, Johnnie, don’t grab things. You have to learn to share – oooooh!”
“Guess I’ll put a little more into Junior’s college fund – Aaaah! Yes! Yes!”
“Hey, Sport, let’s take a look at that algebra homework – whoa, take a time out there. Gotta ride this one for a while. Whew!”
"I never knew volunteering at the school could be like this!"
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