A suspected terrorist from a radical Shaker sect blew himself up today while attempting to assemble a bomb.
A statement from the extremist group Shaker Jihad stated that Brother Jacob was unfortunately overcome by the Holy Spirit while performing the tricky task of installing the detonator. Giving way to the tremulous trance for which the Shaker sect is named, he set off the explosive.
See, it just doesn't work for some religions.
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