Here it is, Halloween morning, and some kids are getting the bad news that their fake teeth from Hong Kong have been recalled because they contain unacceptable amounts of lead.
Are Americans being wussies about this lead business? Or is this really a serious issue?
Do the Chinese give lead-laced toys to their own kids? Don't they know that could seriously hamper their plans for world domination as that lead diminishes the mental capacity of an entire generation of their youth? Or is lead really a nutritional supplement that helps keep a person grounded, rooted to the earth?
Maybe they're trying to do us a favor.