What the Dickens?

That Scrooge, what a lightweight. There he was, acting like a hard-core capitalist who could make Ayn Rand say, “I want to have your baby.” Then he had one lousy night of regret and death fear and turned into a big, fat socialist marshmallow. So all that talk about letting the poor die was just macho posturing. Ayn says “forget it, what was I thinking.”