Tuesday, April 07, 2026

5...4...3...2...weeks

 In a welcome but still annoying version of snatch-the-football, the Supreme Leader of the United States has agreed to a two-week ceasefire with Iran. He has progressed from promising things like a health care plan and an infrastructure plan in two weeks to promising to delay starting World War III for two weeks.

Two weeks. the magic time span. Anyway, we can all breathe a sigh of relief while acknowledging as usual that a madman remains in charge of the country, at the head of a cabinet of similar amoral maniacs, most critically the one in charge of military forces.

Bear in mind also that a ceasefire is only as good as the cooperation of the combatants  to maintain it. The regime in DC might decide that it would be clever to sucker punch the Iranians. Or they could be better businessmen about it. Actually obliterating the country would be a very bad move economically, even worse than all of the really bad economic moves the regime has already made. Maybe we have two weeks. Maybe we don't. Most likely nothing happens tonight, but even there it's a not a zero chance.

The United States is being held hostage by violent extremists. About 37 percent of the population is still exhibiting Stockholm Syndrome, believing themselves to be allies and comrades of the kidnappers. The sadistic extremists enjoy demonstrating their power to inspire fear and anger in a populace they consider powerless to stop them. With just a phone and a social media account, the supreme leader can agitate the entire world. No one dares say for sure that he is full of shit, because he is still the commander-in-chief. He can order atrocities the way we regular people could order a pizza, back when we could afford it. If you don't believe it, let's meet in the East Wing of the White House and talk about it. About the only thing the regime is good at is destroying beauty and leaving a crater.

No comments: