Friday, January 04, 2008

From the News...

Republican presidential candidate Duncan Hunter told an interviewer on New Hampshire's WMUR that one of his priorities was to "bring back high-paying manufacturing jobs" to this country from overseas.

Silly candidate. Corporate management sent those jobs out of the country so they wouldn't be high-paying. Anyone stupid enough to believe you would be too stupid to qualify for a high-paying job anyway. Okay, that's harsh. Gullibility isn't stupidity. And gullibility is a politician's best friend.

In other news, some areas hard hit by winter precipitation have been using beet juice as an ice melter on their highways. It seems to work well. Further research may disclose that combining it with other vegetable extracts will work even better. If this proves to be the case, eventually in winter every car will have a V8.

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