Saturday, June 09, 2007

Paris Hilton Doesn't Like Jail

Paris Hilton freaked out in jail and actually managed to get sent home for a short time before the justice system came to its senses and slapped her back in to finish her sentence like any other person.

Her closet at home is several times larger than her cell in jail.

Here's a deal: She can go home, but she has to bring a bunch of fellow inmates with her. She gets out of that nasty prison and the prison system gets a break from some of the overcrowding for which our criminal storage units have become known.

No one seems to have thought of that one.

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