Macaque

Have you noticed that Democrats usually make themselves look stupid trying to include people and fit in with them, like John Kerry trying to show that he's a NASCAR-loving hunter, while Republicans usually make themselves look stupid putting people down, like President Bush insulting the blind guy for wearing sunglasses at a press conference, or Senator George Allen of Virginia repeatedly addressing a person he took to be a foreigner by using an obscure racial slur. Those stupid Democrats, always trying to include and unite. Any fool knows it's all about celebrating our diversity by building up our divisions.