Republican VP pick Sarah Palin serves as both Woman of Steel and Damsel in Distress as political need dictates. She'll be able to defend our country as long as her strong, male, party colleagues can defend her honor against remotely plausible hints of insult.
If the only difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom is lipstick, I guess you turn a pit bull into a hockey mom by the application of that cosmetic. By inverse reasoning, remove the lipstick from a hockey mom and you have a dog.
And while we're talking about lipstick on animals (No, Cletus, it's JUST WRONG!), what do y'all think about animal testing of cosmetic products?
How about a sheep in a bustier and a thong?