Saturday, August 30, 2008

Sarah Palin, VPILF

In a very small, informal and completely unsolicited poll at the shop today, all the red-blooded Republican males agreed that Alaska governor Sarah Palin would be the Vice President they'd most like to f*@&.

This surge of partisan loyalty and lustful fantasy greeted me upon my arrival. I stepped carefully past the puddles of drool in front of the computer on the way to my work station. Eventually the panting and snickering subsided.

She's sexy, she's pious and she's ready to lead the nation in case her elderly running mate should somehow be unable to serve. Right?

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