Friday, September 08, 2006

Double Jeopardy

"I'll take 'Things that Leak' for $1500, Alex"

"Very well. The clue: One of these stinks up your driveway and the other floods your basement."

"What are the gas tank on my wife's car, and the hot water heater?"

"Very good. You owe $1500. Select again."

"I guess I'll skip 'Prostate Exam.'"

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