You’ll probably use a gun.
Whether your problems are medical, financial, mental, emotional, or you’re just tired of living, you can seek the quick and effective release of a bullet without government interference, thanks to the US Constitution and the tireless efforts of the National Rifle Association to secure the rights of gun owners and users. It’s your life, and your right. So why not show your gratitude with a bequest to the NRA? For far less than the cost of an inadequate retirement account, you can buy a nice handgun AND have plenty left over to show us some love and help future gun owners to secure their liberty. Remember us in your will. Mention us in your note, and we’ll send your family a lovely walnut box for your ashes. Donations above $10,000 qualify for a solid pine coffin, if you choose not to be cremated. See our website for details.
Whether your problems are medical, financial, mental, emotional, or you’re just tired of living, you can seek the quick and effective release of a bullet without government interference, thanks to the US Constitution and the tireless efforts of the National Rifle Association to secure the rights of gun owners and users. It’s your life, and your right. So why not show your gratitude with a bequest to the NRA? For far less than the cost of an inadequate retirement account, you can buy a nice handgun AND have plenty left over to show us some love and help future gun owners to secure their liberty. Remember us in your will. Mention us in your note, and we’ll send your family a lovely walnut box for your ashes. Donations above $10,000 qualify for a solid pine coffin, if you choose not to be cremated. See our website for details.
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National Rifle Association of America 11250 Waples Mill Road
Fairfax, VA 22030
But it wasn’t really.
National Rifle Association of America 11250 Waples Mill Road
Fairfax, VA 22030
But it wasn’t really.
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