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Saturday, December 30, 2006
Welcome to our automated voice mail system
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Thank you for calling the corporate headquarters of Enzyte Natural Male Enhancement. If you think you know your party's extension, thin...
Friday, December 29, 2006
The Real Story of the Nixon Pardon
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Gerald Ford was sitting in the Oval Office when an aide popped in. "Mwaya wahn doom bout Nixon?" the aide mumbled. "Pardon?...
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Bleah
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I don't know about you, but I've seen quite enough animated snot. Now two competing products have their spokesblobs cavorting on tel...
Monday, December 25, 2006
Daddy's DSL
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Daddy don't deal with no slow dial-up no more. No, Daddy don't deal with no slow dial-up no more. Daddy done got that DSL -- High-sp...
Friday, December 22, 2006
No Money Down!
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Go to the emergency room at the very beginning of October. A few weeks later, bills start straggling in as the "health" insurance...
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Hell Brainstorm
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I've figured out how to make Hell work. So I guess the game is back on. We accumulate many projects or other notions we would like to p...
Saturday, December 16, 2006
What Hell Could Be Worse than This Life?
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What heaven could be better? Forgive my lack of originality, but I am just one of a vast horde of stone-banging grunts crawling toward enlig...
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